I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize