Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
its not stalking. its research.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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