So drunk its hurt
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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