After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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