he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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