my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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