At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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