I bet he comes in French.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I got inside last night via doggy door
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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