So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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