We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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