Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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