You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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