My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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