She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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