Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.