I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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