She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm getting married
You are the jesus of drinking
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs