Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.