Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Someone shattered a urinal.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
