LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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