my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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