She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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