this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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