How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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