but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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