i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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