yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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