p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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