I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
