sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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