I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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