you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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