In the future we'll all be gay
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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