This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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