weddingsv make me drug and hornr
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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