Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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