i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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