here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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