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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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