Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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