so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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