she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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