ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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