90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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