ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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