OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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