well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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