hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
COCAINE IS GR8
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