I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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