the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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