escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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