I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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