the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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