Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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