Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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