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remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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