but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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