Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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