I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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