first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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