Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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